Thank You for Riding Svelt Railways

-Stewardess train announcement-
This is Inlet Center. Transfer here for flights to Mars Proper, the Mars Transfer, or other Martian orbital colonies. For all visiting passengers, we welcome you to Zeta-C, home to the biggest breasts in the solar system! The time is 12:16 pm and we'll be leaving in the next fourteen minutes. If you need seating assistance please notify any train stewardess or platform assistant.

*Station PA chime*
This is a ... northbound... Super Busty Express. Service to ... La Beya City, Navel Flats, and Cleavage Canyon. Local transfers are available for ... Venus Hill, Temptation Slope, Isthmus Plains, Milky Falls, and Pillow Mountains.

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Svelt Railways is a subsidiary of the Zeta-C Transport Agency and mostly deals with rail passenger service on the colony. All stations listed are the actual location names in the colony and I will be representing them on a real life train layout I'm building!!