Tits on a Stick

Photo Source: The Village Voice/Carrie Schechter

So in latest news, a banker by the name of Debrahlee Lorenzana gets fired for being smoking hot and getting guys worked up in the bank. Numerous “accidents” were reported which caused heavy traffic on the teller lines. lots of rubber necking and and erratic walking has forced window closings and diverted money flows. Lol ok well all that didn’t happen, but she did get fired for being too “hot.”

Anyway this lady has become the talk of the moment and is now famous for saying “I want to be tits on a stick” (and actually mean it).  Ok ……… call me whatever you want ………… but I liked how that sounded. Just her SAYING it was like music to my ears and honestly a bit of a turn on @_@. It’s like what? A hot woman is actually catering to my fetish? Really? Seriously? That’s like a girl that REALLY knows about cars, or REALLY plays video games other than the cutesy ones, or whatever else women usually chastise guys for.

I hereby grant Ms Debrahlee Lorenzana FULL citizenship to the Zeta-C space colony where she can be free, and even encouraged, to have tits as big as she could ever want, and even ten times bigger than that!! ( also encouraged)  XD

More on Ms Lorenzana here