Huge Breasts in Video Games

February 17, 2010

Gigantic bouncing breasts in video games hell yes I’m loving it!! Operation Darkness for Xbox-360. I hear the game sucks like crap but if I had an xbox I’d get it anyway! Big breasts in video games is the ultimate eye canady and even more so when they jiggle and bounce (Sorry Ms. Croft). This brings me back to the days when Mai Shiranaui was a “huge” deal in Fatal Fury and oooooh was she a pioneer! The first game girl to burn her bra and let the girls swing free. Fast forward to now where breasts are modeled in High Definition Polys and jiggle with the flick of a controller. Beautiful! But there needs to be more. They need to be ……….. BIGGER!!!

I await the day to see an action shoot em’ up or action rpg where the girls breasts are 3 times bigger than there heads AND jiggle, wobble and bounce to fit the bill ! There are so many adult game companies in Japan I don’t see why someone doesn’t pick up the baton and say “hey! why not?!” I mean, they sure enough draw so much of it for these H-games, why not do it in full 3d? Now don’t get me wrong, a fairly decent plot would be nice, but it’s not like it has to be epic. Take Bayonetta for example, the plot was mildly entertaining but omg was that game sexually charged! I mean to the point of wow! Now take that concept, make an H-game out of it, and pump the girls breasts up to jaw dropping sizes! Hot modelesque girls with Minka or Chelsea Charms sized breasts, beating up bad guys in very naughty or cheesecake ways. And of course there has to be a cat fight when the “Bad Girl” comes out for a mid-boss battle.

Shoot, if I knew how, I would make a game like that my darn self! Anyway, That’s my 5 dollars on the matter. Till next time!